The Spinach Challenge: DAY DEUX

Ok, now you understand what's at stake here: this spinach is going to fucking go bad if I don't eat it. And there's nothing worse than opening up a fucking bag of spinach, smelling its horrible rotten odor, and eating it anyway. Anyway, it's day two and I've decided to set a precedent so that you don't, as I said yesterday*, have to scroll through a load a shit pictures of the same meal. So now I'm decreeing that even when I'm reheating leftovers involving my green companion, it will take the form of a new meal. And without further a-saying things, I give you the

 

MACARONI SANDWICH

It's just what I made yesterday, but on bread. Get excited. I DARE YOU. Then later I made a

 

SPINAVOCADO

I decided to mix up this smoothie with an avocado, since what the hell. This makes the ingredients:

One bunch of spinach

One medium avocado

One cup of coconut water
One frozen banana

One couple of pieces of frozen cantaloupe (they were in my banana ziplock sue me)

One mouth to drink it (no fucking sharing)

One hand in my pocket

One hand giving the peace sign holding the drink

Now, one thing that gave me pause whilst concocting the drink is that the idea of drinking an avocado makes me fucking retch. This recipe, however, gave more power to the spinach, which became the dominant taste while adopting the creaminess of the avocado. It was surprisingly very good, so much so that it deserves my special seal of approval for being a success.

More to come.

*Bear with me