The Spinach Challenge: THIRDSDAY

It's the third day of the challenge, the one that typically separates the losers from the ones who give up. That's why I'm a winner.

VEGGIE SCRAMBLE

Why, doesn't that look an awful lot like scrambled eggs with spinach and tomatoes? Well, I'm going to have to pull back the curtain and reveal this to be an entirely vegan operation. That's right, the tomatoes are a fucking hoax. The thing is tofu-based, merely requiring a number of spices to spice it up, with these in particular coming from a set box. How'mever, I'm sure that with the right amount of nutritional yeast, seasoned salt, and other fine powders you will achieve a good breakfast, which I will surely attempt once the future fucking gets here. Seriously, I've waiting all day. For now, it's a good start to the day, a generous helping of healthy shit, and a great fucking entry to the spinach showcase showdown. [WHAT AN AMAZING BUTTON]

After spending a few hours doing whatever dreafully important, meaning-laden drivel I easily accomplished in the next few hours, I took a moment to think about whether the rest of the day would contain another spinach-laden, ladle-served, later-forgotten meal. "Maybe not today," I thought, "maybe not tomorrow, but someday."

LATER THAT DAY:

A VEGETABLE PIZZA

I made a pizza with vegetables. That's right, your eyes are not playing some dastardly prank on you; I concocted a pizza with spinach, eggplant, and red onions. It was good, too. It was so good, I forgot to take a picture of it before eating half of it! Shortly after taking that picture, I ate the other half. Imagine that!