Monday, November 4, 2013

Beany quiny



It's quinoa and baked beans on a festive fucking tablecloth. High art and low art in one dish, born of two refrigerator-residing tupperwares that were lonely, looked at each other, and said "eh?" And who knew it would be a marriage worth consummating in my mouth. It's the centerpiece of my Mesoamerican/Dipshit fusion restaurant, and what I'm bringing to this guy's tailgate. Commercials involving the NFL are consistently the best, now setting the bar by figuring out a new way to mispronounce quinoa. Protip: KEAN-woah. The first part is derived from Keanu, and the latter is how he says woah

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